Maybe you've been too busy reading the latest tigerblood tweets from The Sheen, so you may have missed some exciting news.
Astronomers have discovered a new planet. A new planet with life!
Unfortunately it is located on my abdomen.
Stay tuned for a meet and greet with the ET in approximately five (FIVE!!??) weeks.
Or whenever we actually convince the cable company to give us the internet, whichever comes first.